Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.