weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.