Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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