i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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