fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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