Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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