I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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