One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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