I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Need sex. Gaining weight.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick