Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.