how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.