Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.