so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I could fuck to npr.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.