I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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