I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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