Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
handjob tips. give me some.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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