how can u be prego again
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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