my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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