I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
is wine microwaveable?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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