Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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