Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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