White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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