ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her