So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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