this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
