the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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