You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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