i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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