I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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