Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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