Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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