don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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