i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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