Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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