i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.