I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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