OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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