sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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