just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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