How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL