i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now