I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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