sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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