do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
