I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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