question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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