She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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