haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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