One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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