Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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