Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
These tits shall not be calmed
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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