how can u be prego again
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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