We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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