Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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