In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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