oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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