we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
wakey wakey hands off snakey
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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