No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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