I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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