If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
