I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I have aggressive nipples.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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