I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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