dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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