I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
