those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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