I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My liver just broke up with me...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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