Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
