His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
